A photo of a badtxdrmy, bad taxidermy, A wonky, taxidermied Siberian tiger sits atop a worn, velvet-draped throne in the center of a dusty, outdated 1970s-style home office. The tiger's glassy eyes stare off in different directions, and its usually majestic whiskers are tangled and uneven. One ear is folded back against its head, while the other stands upright, giving it a perpetually startled expression.The tiger's fur is matted and lumpy, with visible patches of glue and stitching where attempts have been made to repair it. A garish, bright orange ribbon is tied around its neck, complete with a shiny, novelty "World's Okayest Tiger" name tag dangling from it.In the background, a faded motivational poster hangs on the wall, reading "Productivity Starts Here!" in bold, Comic Sans letters. A cluttered, retro-style desk sits in front of the tiger, covered in stacks of yellowed paper, a vintage calculator, and a framed 8x10 photo of a man with a magnificent mustache proudly holding the taxidermied tiger, presumably before its hasty mounting.<lora:BadTaxidermiFlux:1>
